From the G7 sidelines, the President ordered the Senate to cancel the confirmation hearing for his own pick to run national intelligence, then threatened to block a surveillance law unless lawmakers passed a voter ID bill that has already failed repeatedly.
The President declared the Strait of Hormuz permanently toll free. Iran's own news agency says the meter starts after sixty days.
With CPI at a three-year high of 4.2 percent, the President told a reporter in the Oval Office that he loves the inflation. The cleanup crew, including his own Speaker, spent the next day explaining what love means.
The President announced $700 million for coal plants and a new coal export terminal in Oakland, branding it 'clean, beautiful coal' and invoking the Defense Production Act. Experts say there is no such thing as clean coal.
In one afternoon the President announced a Lebanon ceasefire and fast progress on Iran. Within hours the Israeli prime minister said strikes would continue 'as planned,' his defense minister denied any ceasefire, and Iran said it had suspended talks.
The Treasury's printing office has drawn up a $250 bill with the President's face on it, a denomination that does not exist featuring a living person the law forbids on the money. The Treasury Secretary went on camera to call it normal.
At 6:41 a.m. on Memorial Day the President posted a holiday greeting on Truth Social that opened the greeting with a swipe at half the country, then doubled down a few minutes later. Newsweek confirmed both posts.
Sunday night, the President warned on Truth Social that there would not be anything left of Iran. Monday afternoon, after three Gulf-state phone calls, the same Truth Social account announced the attack was off. CNN, the Washington Post, and CNBC carried both posts.
Donald Trump landed in Beijing with twelve CEOs in tow and a Truth Social post calling them the world's greatest businessmen. His ask for Xi Jinping: open up.
Three destroyers in the Strait, an exchange of fire, and a President at a podium promising harder, more violent.
Eighteen trillion. From the man, at the podium. The actual tracker says nine point six.
He said he did it for one point nine. The federal estimate said three hundred and fifty. Somebody is wrong by a factor of 184.
The President signed an order broadening Cuba sanctions on a Friday afternoon. South Florida loved it.
Joint session, white-tie dinner, submarine bell as the gift. The room had Bezos, Cook, Ivanka, the Fox primetime, and a Queen.
A man with a Mossberg pump-action ran the magnetometer at the Hilton. A Secret Service vest stopped a pellet. The President and the principals were rushed out.
On the schedule. Off the schedule. Back to the residence. The Pakistanis were posting status updates because Iran had not confirmed it was coming.
The Post tallied the public mentions. The ballroom comes up in almost every appearance, regardless of subject.
A ten-day cessation of hostilities. Eight days after Operation Eternal Darkness. The PM, reportedly, found out from a screen.
An AI-generated image of the President in a white robe with a hand on a man's head. Even his own commissioner said no.
She ruled the government had not met its burden. The administration's response was to fire her. The count of immigration judges fired since 2025 now passes a hundred.
On Tuesday morning: a whole civilization will die tonight. By 8pm: ceasefire, brokered by Pakistan.
On a war Saturday, the urgent legal filing was the East Wing ballroom appeal. The argument: there is a bunker.
An Easter lunch with handpicked Christian leaders. The President riffed on a No Kings protest by saying, you guessed it, they call me king.
Tuesday afternoon: an executive order on federal elections, signed in the Oval Office. The Constitution gives that authority to states and Congress.
Three thousand events nationwide. Crowds in every major American city and a few abroad. The President called them paid actors.
The state visit to China gets pushed five weeks. The administration cited the war as the reason. The administration also said the war is over.
Five weeks into the DHS shutdown, the agency that arrests undocumented people is now checking your boarding pass.
Two hundred billion in new funding for a war the President says is almost over. The Defense Secretary, asked about it, did not deny the figure.
An executive order to crack down on fraud, signed by the President, chaired by his Vice President, while the same week's Doral summit was billed back to State.
Two weeks into the war, two stops in two days, one talking point. Gas is high because the war is going great.
Russia gets a sanctions break in the same hour the President promises the heaviest day of strikes inside Iran.
Hemispheric summit. At the President's resort. Without three of the four largest countries in the hemisphere.
USS Charlotte fired two Mark 48 torpedoes at the IRIS Dena nineteen miles off the coast of Sri Lanka. The frigate sank in three minutes.
On the first weekend of the war, a Kuwaiti F/A-18 brought down three U.S. F-15Es. CENTCOM called it apparent friendly fire.
On the South Lawn, on his way to Texas: maybe a friendly takeover of Cuba. The reporting suggests there was no such conversation.
The Pentagon used a laser to take down a Customs and Border Protection drone over Texas. Same federal government, two agencies.
An armed man was shot dead at Mar-a-Lago at 1:30 a.m. By Sunday afternoon the White House was posting bird memes.
Two Labor Department staffers reported the Secretary's husband for inappropriate touching. He has been barred from the building.
January: the exhibits at Washington's Philadelphia home come down. February: a judge orders them back up.
A Coast Guard pilot was fired over a left-behind blanket. He was rehired before the return flight.
Posted from a memorial in Yerevan. Deleted within the hour. Office said 'in error.' Buddy.
Twelve hours of the AI video stayed up. The first official defense, from the lectern, was that it was a Lion King reference.
The Treasury Secretary testified. The room got loud. The Council of Economic Advisers chair quit the same week.
The President announced a two-year closure of the Kennedy Center starting July 4. Marble armrests confirmed.
Saturday morning. Government partially shut. Three hundred ICE Out protests across the country. Buddy.
Italian satellites. Hacking voting machines. From Rome. The post is real, the year is 2026, the theory is from 2020.
Defense Secretary's How To: Don't be illegal. Don't attack ICE. Obey the law. Posted the day after a citizen was killed.
Interior Department's new spokesperson is a cartoon hunk of coal. With googly eyes. Buddy.
On MLK Day. In Minneapolis. ICE goes through the door, points guns at a five-year-old, then says he's a citizen.
Member of the Labor Secretary's protective detail placed on leave Friday. Internal complaint about a relationship is the reason.
On the F-150 line in Dearborn. The middle finger goes up. The plant suspends the worker. The union takes it back.
Three House members. One ICE facility. The agents at the door had weapons drawn.
Sixty-six. With one memo. Including a climate body the US helped found and the Special Representative for Children in Armed Conflict.
Asked about Colombia. The answer was three words. The country is two hundred miles south of Caracas. Buddy.
First proclamation of the year. The President signed it. The President is also, conveniently, in it.
Speed painter. Jesus on a black canvas. Hallelujah on slow. Three million on the gavel. Tickets fourteen-fifty. Buddy.
Three hours at Mar-a-Lago. The President says ninety-five percent is settled. The five percent is, on the map, the country. Buddy.
He delayed the strike a day. So it would land on Christmas. He called it a Christmas present. Buddy.
Trump-class battleship. USS Defiant. He is, in his words, a very aesthetic person. The first ship arrives in the 2030s. Buddy.
Nine pharma companies, MFN pricing on Medicaid, three-year tariff reprieve. The Repatha price did, in fact, drop. Buddy.
Thirty-nine countries on the list. Effective January 1. The Republic of the Congo is on the list. So is Tonga. Buddy.
He grabbed the coin. He lobbed it up. It did not rotate. It came down. Army won. Buddy.
Affordability is a hoax. The Gold Card is a million dollars. The website went up in thirty minutes. Buddy.
Eighty-four years on. The flag is at half-staff. The feed is on grievance. Buddy.
The press shop confirmed the second strike. The first strike already left two men in the water. The second strike was for them. Buddy.
The Third Circuit said the President's former personal lawyer is unlawfully sitting in the U.S. Attorney's office in Newark. Buddy.
One man, vetted three times, shot two soldiers. The fix is to stop everyone, from everywhere, for as long as we want.
DOJ appealed. The President called the judge a disgrace. The statute is the same statute either way.
She wanted the Epstein files. He pulled the endorsement. She quit. He said she 'went BAD.'
270B in actual deals. A trillion-dollar pledge. F-35s to a country Israel asked us not to sell F-35s to.
He says prices are down. The receipt says they're up. The BLS says he's wrong. Same paragraph.
They named it. Twenty-two strikes, eighty-seven dead. The evidence the boats are cartels has not been shown.
Eight Democrats traded the ACA subsidies for a promise of a future vote. Forty-three days for a hand-shake.
Judge said pay it all. Administration said let's pay 65%. Then 0%. Then asked the Supreme Court for permission.
He said the GOP lost because he wasn't on the ballot. He's the President. The President is never on the off-year ballot.
Saturday post, Saturday war plan. The country in question was learning about it the same time the Pentagon was.
Halloween at Mar-a-Lago. Theme: 'A little party never killed nobody.' SNAP benefits lapsed at midnight. Buddy.
Twenty-five states walked into court Tuesday to make the federal government use the rainy-day fund Congress set up for rainy days. Buddy.
Canada ran a TV ad of Ronald Reagan being against tariffs. The President added ten percent to Canada's tariff. Buddy.
Six days from announcement to cancellation. Three calendars reshuffled. No summit. Buddy.
He called the elected president of Colombia 'an illegal drug leader.' On a Sunday. In all caps. Buddy.
Two hours on the phone. Summit announced. Zelenskyy is at the airport. Buddy.
He told the Knesset 'the war is over.' Phase one is the only phase that exists on paper. Buddy.
The shutdown is in day ten. The Treasury just wrote Buenos Aires a $20 billion line. Buddy.
Carney flew in. They sat down. They stood up. There is no deal. The trade minister came out by himself. Buddy.
Day four of the shutdown. The motorcade rolls at 9:57 a.m. The agenda did not list it. Buddy.
The government shut down at midnight. By lunch the OMB had frozen $18 billion in New York. Buddy.
Eight hundred generals summoned to one room in Virginia. The agenda was not announced. The President will now attend. Buddy.
Truth Social on Saturday. Indictment on Thursday. The replacement prosecutor was the former personal lawyer. Buddy.
Roosevelt Room. Tylenol is not good. The FDA is directed to put it on the label. Buddy.
FCC chair threatens ABC. ABC pulls Kimmel. President posts CONGRATULATIONS. Buddy.
Carriage rides. State banquet. Toast goes off-script: 'maybe the last time, I hope it is, actually.' Buddy.
Open letter to NATO. Says NATO is not at 100 percent. Posts it on Truth Social on a Saturday morning. Buddy.
Flags down for the activist. No flag order for the assassinated state lawmaker in June. Buddy.
Match delayed thirty minutes. Stadium ten percent full when he waved. Broadcasters told to mute the boos. Buddy.
Helicopters and drones over a battery plant being built by an ally. Three hundred South Koreans in shackles. Buddy.
Hashtag #WhereIsTrump trended all weekend. The response was 128 posts in seven days. Buddy.
President posts a fist-bump with Gruden. Internet notes the shirt is from a week prior. Buddy.
Two Supreme Court rulings already say the federal government can't ban it. So we got an executive order that bans it.
He said the governor said it. The governor said he didn't. The tape said 'welcome back to Maryland.' Three sources, one truth.
He demanded the CEO's resignation in early August. By August 22 the U.S. owned 9.9% of the company. Buddy.
He said 'Aber-baijan' and Albania. The country he ended a war with is Armenia. Eleven days after he hosted the actual peace signing.
Eight pages of summit materials. On a public printer. At a hotel. The White House says it was a lunch menu.
He picked the honorees. He'll host the show. He used the word 'wokesters.' Buddy.
Federal review of additions to the White House has existed since 1910. This time the answer is: maybe later.
The man who would not snitch on his agents got fired. His farewell letter said he was given 'no answers.'
The President says the rigged numbers came before the election. The numbers came in July. Of this year.
The July jobs number came in light. The commissioner was out by sundown. Buddy.