He described a phone call the other man says never happened.
The President said a conservative critic phoned him to apologize. The critic told a foreign newspaper the call never took place.
Today's Dipshit Wednesday, June 10, 2026
President promises peace in days, orders strikes the same night.
The 38th imminent deal since March arrived with a retaliation order and a 3 percent Nasdaq dive attached.
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A rolling record of the merely sub-90 moments.
He brought the stock market to the Medal of Honor.
At a Medal of Honor ceremony, the President opened with the stock market and joked that he wanted the medal for himself.
He canceled the hearing for the man he picked.
From the G7 sidelines, the President ordered the Senate to cancel the confirmation hearing for his own pick to run national intelligence, then threatened to block a surveillance law unless lawmakers passed a voter ID bill that has already failed repeatedly.
The President says he cut drug prices by a thousand percent.
The President keeps saying he cut drug prices by hundreds, even thousands, of percent. A price can only fall by 100. His own officials defended the math anyway.
The President says Israel would not exist without him.
At the G7, the President claimed a country founded in 1948 owes its existence to him personally. The calendar disagrees.
The toll free strait is free for sixty days.
The President declared the Strait of Hormuz permanently toll free. Iran's own news agency says the meter starts after sixty days.
The stupid of the week.
Highest Stupid Scores of the last seven days.
01. 91/100 President posts 'A whole civilization will die tonight' and ninety minutes later announces a two-week ceasefire. Apr 7 NEW 02. 89/100 Shots fired at the Correspondents' Dinner. The President is evacuated. The shooter is detained at the magnetometer. Apr 25 — 03. 89/100 United States bombs Caracas, captures the Venezuelan president, and posts a photo. Jan 3 — 04. 89/100 Summit briefing materials are found on a public hotel printer; the press secretary calls it a lunch menu. Aug 16 — 05. 88/100 White House: The President Was Blinking May 12 —
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